Contact

I’m pretty good at checking my email (thanks, iPhone!) but it does tend to boot unrecognized email addys–and I’m not so good about checking my spam folder.

If you’ve dropped me a line and I haven’t responded within 48 hours:

a) I’ve been abducted by a small, fuzzy, often avocado-covered munchkin;

b) I’ve been abducted by the world’s most wonderful agent, who absolutely loves my YA novel, and wants to ply me with chocolate-covered coffee beans until I write another;

c) I’m drowning in work and haven’t yet come up for coffee or air;

d) My darling husband has whisked me away for a little quality time;

e) My web-goblins have kicked your email over to my spam folder then retired for a giggle.

The best option? Send me a note via the contact form below, or connect with me around the web:

Wondering what to say? I appreciate emails of all sorts, but here are a few ideas to get you started:

a) You love *ILBNH* and would love me to work for you;

b) You love *ILBNH* and would love a guest post from me;

c) You love *ILBNH* and would love to guest post over here;

Noticing a trend yet?

d) You love *ILBNH* and just want to say hi;

e) You love *ILBNH* and have a great big bag full of chocolate-coated coffee beans with my name on it;

f) *Insert fun, friendly reason of your choice here.*